My future wives:

Kitty Saric - Decadence








Liz Buckingham - Electric Wizard

And of course:

Wata from Boris


Lori S from Acid King


Laura Pleasants from Kylesa

You sure that middle one is a woman? o_O

Rosalind wrote:

You sure that middle one is a woman? o_O

Of all the people to ask.

AarO)))n wrote:

Rosalind wrote:

You sure that middle one is a woman? o_O

Of all the people to ask.

LMFAO

Rosalind wrote:

You sure that middle one is a woman? o_O

She may not be much to look at. But her riffs will make your balls smack together like Newtons Cradle.

Fun fact: Three members of Meanstreak ended up marrying three members of Dream Theater. They were such a great band for being all-female.

Also, no mention of Simone Simons? For shame.









sigh...

Floor Jansen (After Forever)



Volnaya Staya



Octavia Sperati



Julie Christmas (Battle of Mice, Made out of Babies)



Lola (Minstrelix)



Asphodel (Pin-Up Went Down)



Doris Yeh (Chthonic)





Veronica Freeman (Benedictum)



Jonna Enckel (Project Hate MXCXCIX)



Emmi Silvenoinnen (Ensiferum)



Helena Haaparanta (Tacere, Crimfall)



Julie Kiss (To-Mera)



Kaisa Jouhki (Battlelore)



Sharon Den Adel (Within Temptation)


I think im done

Laura Binder - Dalriada


Masha Arhipova - Arkona


Netta Skog - Turisas


Chthonic girl ftw.

another reason to miss chuck.

Oh, was this thread not for me

Rosalind wrote:

Volnaya Staya

This picture represents everything I hate about "metal" women, and metal imagery in general. Fuck yeah, we're gonna flip off the camera because we're dark and edgy and sexy! That bottom one in the red hair looks like she's a total bitch. And not in a good way.

Quote :

Julie Christmas (Battle of Mice, Made out of Babies)


Floor Jansen (After Forever)

However, these two represent everything I love about "metal" women. Sexy, classy, still able to be dark and alluring without resorting to stupid hair dye and stereotypical metalwhore fashion and imagery. Floor is mm mmm MMM!

Volnaya Staya are Russian. They probably are bitches (though for the most part just look like they're out to have fun rather than be 'edgy')

As for the rest, I don't think many of them try to do the 'alluring' thing. Sharon den Adel wears a LOT of costumes in her stage shows, none of which (well, except the leather corset) says stereotypical to me. Tartan? *cough*

And Enckell and her pop album cover? Because leaving a DM band to go make a piano-orientated solo album is what the stereotypical metalwhore does Asphodel and her cowboy hat? Oh that just screams 'im a metalwhore' doesn't it?

I could argue that I hate male metal musicians who grow their hair long and wear band shirts in some pseudo-macho attempt to prove their devotion to the genre. Well, there goes 95% of metal musicians. Be honest; women in metal don't get attention because they dress provokatively. Its because men are dogs with too vivid an imagination for our own good.

Rosalind wrote:

Volnaya Staya are Russian. They probably are bitches (though for the most part just look like they're out to have fun rather than be 'edgy')

As for the rest, I don't think many of them try to do the 'alluring' thing. Sharon den Adel wears a LOT of costumes in her stage shows, none of which (well, except the leather corset) says stereotypical to me. Tartan? *cough*

And Enckell and her pop album cover? Because leaving a DM band to go make a piano-orientated solo album is what the stereotypical metalwhore does Asphodel and her cowboy hat? Oh that just screams 'im a metalwhore' doesn't it?

Well didn't say ALL of them were metalwhores, just saying Floor and Julie exemplified hawtness to me and that Volnaya Staya exemplified metalwhorishness. I love cowboy hats but fucking everybody wears them, I'm sick of it. Lol Texas.

Quote :

I could argue that I hate male metal musicians who grow their hair long and wear band shirts in some pseudo-macho attempt to prove their devotion to the genre. Well, there goes 95% of metal musicians. Be honest; women in metal don't get attention because they dress provokatively. Its because men are dogs with too vivid an imagination for our own good.

I hate male musicians who do that too. Stupid 15 year old metulheads who wear all black and grow their hair long and only want to be "cool" and "epic" and "brootul" and what have you. Most metal aesthetics are stupid.

Nautilus wrote:

Well didn't say ALL of them were metalwhores, just saying Floor and Julie exemplified hawtness to me and that Volnaya Staya exemplified metalwhorishness. I love cowboy hats but fucking everybody wears them, I'm sick of it. Lol Texas.

You do realize that the two pictures you like aren't real right? They are very doctored. Between make up and airbrushing(the Julie Christmas pic for sure) how do you get a real sense of their true beauty? The first pic seems to be(while posed) more natural. They just seem to be having fun.

Ricard:That I can agree with to an extent. Not that im complaining. If a woman wants to wear a leather corset on stage, who am I to complain?

Aaron: Most posed photos are airbrushed to hell anyway.

Rosalind wrote:

Aaron: Most posed photos are airbrushed to hell anyway.

I am aware of that. My point was he is comparing apples to oranges. You have posed, set, make-up pics compared to a some what posed fun pic. I am sure that Julie does not look like that all the time and has flipped the bird on occasion.

AarO)))n wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Well didn't say ALL of them were metalwhores, just saying Floor and Julie exemplified hawtness to me and that Volnaya Staya exemplified metalwhorishness. I love cowboy hats but fucking everybody wears them, I'm sick of it. Lol Texas.

You do realize that the two pictures you like aren't real right? They are very doctored. Between make up and airbrushing(the Julie Christmas pic for sure) how do you get a real sense of their true beauty? The first pic seems to be(while posed) more natural. They just seem to be having fun.

Oh yeah. But I don't even mean like, general hotness, just like "metal" hotness. Julie Christmas (that's a GREAT porn name), Floor Jansen, and Simone Simons all really exemplify the "metal" look for me. I generally don't go for "metal" girls anyway. But I mean, the girl is the girl. Almost all of the girls so far have been VERY beautiful. It's just a manner of how they like to express that - I really don't like girls who wear too much makeup, all goth and black and corsets, not just onstage but in their daily lives. It looks trashy, is unattractive, and 99% of the time, they're metalwhores who listen to Slipknot brootulz and take pride in being a bitch.

Nautilus wrote:

AarO)))n wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Well didn't say ALL of them were metalwhores, just saying Floor and Julie exemplified hawtness to me and that Volnaya Staya exemplified metalwhorishness. I love cowboy hats but fucking everybody wears them, I'm sick of it. Lol Texas.

You do realize that the two pictures you like aren't real right? They are very doctored. Between make up and airbrushing(the Julie Christmas pic for sure) how do you get a real sense of their true beauty? The first pic seems to be(while posed) more natural. They just seem to be having fun.

Oh yeah. But I don't even mean like, general hotness, just like "metal" hotness. Julie Christmas (that's a GREAT porn name), Floor Jansen, and Simone Simons all really exemplify the "metal" look for me. I generally don't go for "metal" girls anyway. But I mean, the girl is the girl. Almost all of the girls so far have been VERY beautiful. It's just a manner of how they like to express that - I really don't like girls who wear too much makeup, all goth and black and corsets, not just onstage but in their daily lives. It looks trashy, is unattractive, and 99% of the time, they're metalwhores who listen to Slipknot brootulz and take pride in being a bitch.

To each their own. So just to clarify. You don't think women in goth outfits are hot or attractive. But the shemale posted by Dale is.

Nautilus wrote:

AarO)))n wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Well didn't say ALL of them were metalwhores, just saying Floor and Julie exemplified hawtness to me and that Volnaya Staya exemplified metalwhorishness. I love cowboy hats but fucking everybody wears them, I'm sick of it. Lol Texas.

You do realize that the two pictures you like aren't real right? They are very doctored. Between make up and airbrushing(the Julie Christmas pic for sure) how do you get a real sense of their true beauty? The first pic seems to be(while posed) more natural. They just seem to be having fun.

Oh yeah. But I don't even mean like, general hotness, just like "metal" hotness. Julie Christmas (that's a GREAT porn name), Floor Jansen, and Simone Simons all really exemplify the "metal" look for me. I generally don't go for "metal" girls anyway. But I mean, the girl is the girl. Almost all of the girls so far have been VERY beautiful. It's just a manner of how they like to express that - I really don't like girls who wear too much makeup, all goth and black and corsets, not just onstage but in their daily lives. It looks trashy, is unattractive, and 99% of the time, they're metalwhores who listen to Slipknot brootulz and take pride in being a bitch.

https://www.facebook.com/search/?q=ashley+adams&init=quick#/profile.php?id=1087290102&ref=search&sid=697928627.1905160205..1

???

Will: She can't play an instrument. That might require her to listen to more than the blast beats

Rosalind wrote:

Will: She can't play an instrument. That might require her to listen to more than the blast beats

I think Alex was generalising about metal chicks.

It's pretty much true with girls my age (and above, and below) too. It's hilarious, they all look exactly the same and none even that attractive. They all look stupid, i'm waiting for uni. From the various chicflicks and bad films i've seen I can tell you that girls become nicer, more attractive and more intelligent when you go to uni.

I don't have much to go by though.

Monkzum wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

AarO)))n wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Well didn't say ALL of them were metalwhores, just saying Floor and Julie exemplified hawtness to me and that Volnaya Staya exemplified metalwhorishness. I love cowboy hats but fucking everybody wears them, I'm sick of it. Lol Texas.

You do realize that the two pictures you like aren't real right? They are very doctored. Between make up and airbrushing(the Julie Christmas pic for sure) how do you get a real sense of their true beauty? The first pic seems to be(while posed) more natural. They just seem to be having fun.

Oh yeah. But I don't even mean like, general hotness, just like "metal" hotness. Julie Christmas (that's a GREAT porn name), Floor Jansen, and Simone Simons all really exemplify the "metal" look for me. I generally don't go for "metal" girls anyway. But I mean, the girl is the girl. Almost all of the girls so far have been VERY beautiful. It's just a manner of how they like to express that - I really don't like girls who wear too much makeup, all goth and black and corsets, not just onstage but in their daily lives. It looks trashy, is unattractive, and 99% of the time, they're metalwhores who listen to Slipknot brootulz and take pride in being a bitch.

https://www.facebook.com/search/?q=ashley+adams&init=quick#/profile.php?id=1087290102&ref=search&sid=697928627.1905160205..1

???

Lolololololol. Ashley is such a bitch, you've gotta admit that.

Monkzum wrote:

Rosalind wrote:

Will: She can't play an instrument. That might require her to listen to more than the blast beats

I think Alex was generalising about metal chicks.

It's pretty much true with girls my age (and above, and below) too. It's hilarious, they all look exactly the same and none even that attractive. They all look stupid, i'm waiting for uni. From the various chicflicks and bad films i've seen I can tell you that girls become nicer, more attractive and more intelligent when you go to uni.

I don't have much to go by though.

They're all slutty, if that's enough compensation.