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PostSubject: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyTue Sep 22, 2009 4:34 pm

So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:

"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"

I lost my shit.
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyTue Sep 22, 2009 4:49 pm

Bidley wrote:
So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:

"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"

I lost my shit.

I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy.
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyTue Sep 22, 2009 5:50 pm

Rosalind wrote:
Bidley wrote:
So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:

"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"

I lost my shit.

I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy.
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyTue Sep 22, 2009 8:55 pm

For a month I got texts from some dude to his girlfriend, and no matter how many times I called and told him he had the wrong number he kept sending them. One of my big regrets in life is that I never hunted down his girlfriend and cockpunch her in the twat.
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyTue Sep 22, 2009 9:05 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyTue Sep 22, 2009 9:15 pm

Rosalind wrote:
Bidley wrote:
So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:

"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"

I lost my shit.

I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy.

LMFAO

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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyWed Oct 07, 2009 9:46 pm

Rosalind wrote:
Bidley wrote:
So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:

"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"

I lost my shit.

I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy.
lol! Win!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 6:18 pm

English people... tongue
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 6:47 pm

Mantooth901 wrote:
English people... tongue
Preteens.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read   The most hilarious text I've ever read EmptySat Oct 17, 2009 11:32 am

Mantooth901 wrote:
English people... tongue

...are awesome! Smile
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