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PostSubject: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:04 pm

This idea came to me just now while taking a poops.

It's very simple, describe how long it was, what it felt like coming out, what it looked like, wiping and the overall impression you got from it.

General discussion of faeces is also welcome.

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Well I just went. It didn't take that long to come out although the second one took a bit of a wiggle but that was sorted nicely. It was a pretty smooth transition from arse to toilet so no trouble there. It looked pretty standard, only two came out and one was slightly larger than the other. Wiping was pretty quick and there was no bleeding so no problems there. Overall it was a pretty solid dump, it was probably helped by listening to Sabaton's Ghost Division.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:30 pm

Isn't the rule that you have to do it in a song title?

"From Out of Nowhere" - Faith No More
"Catharsis" - Strange Land
"Sweet Elation" - Neal Morse
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:32 pm

Nautilus wrote:
Isn't the rule that you have to do it in a song title?

"From Out of Nowhere" - Faith No More
"Catharsis" - Strange Land
"Sweet Elation" - Neal Morse

Raging Speedhorn - "A Different Shade of Shit"
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:45 pm

"Super Typhoon" - Sons of Otis
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:56 pm

Anal Carnage - "Scatter Brain in the road"
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:58 pm

Nautilus wrote:
Isn't the rule that you have to do it in a song title?

"From Out of Nowhere" - Faith No More
"Catharsis" - Strange Land
"Sweet Elation" - Neal Morse

That's a totally different thing. You can if you want but I was asking for a general description.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:48 pm

I think there is a site called ratemypoo.com or something like that
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:28 pm

Peter wrote:
I think there is a site called ratemypoo.com or something like that

Thanks, i'll look into it.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:40 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:00 pm

"Larger than Life" - Backstreet Boys



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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:30 pm

You know when you wipe and there's these shit crisps all over the toilet paper?

I just shat a big pile of that stuff. What was amazing is that they were seperate little pieces. Just like shattered glass. I swear I was about to take a picture.


I feel very proud. :')
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:30 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:49 pm

Foreign Policy wrote:
Bomber- Motorhead

Bomber is my nickname at work, for that exact reason.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:45 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:04 pm

Bidley wrote:
Foreign Policy wrote:
Bomber- Motorhead

Bomber is my nickname at work, for that exact reason.

Great. The first metal album i ever owned is named after your ability to prolifically shit. I'm blessed. Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:07 pm

"Nothing Special" - Boris

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:28 pm

Let the Blood Flow - Javelina

I may need to see a doctor. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:10 pm

Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd

I'm having a cold like thing (in my vacation Sad ) and I deciced to piss on that and eat rare meat tonight...I'm paying for it now...
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your latest poo.   Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:14 pm

I took a huge poo this morning. Just fyi.
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