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bleghman wrote:
I almost ran over a vulture today

Was it crooked?
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Nautilus wrote:
bleghman wrote:
I almost ran over a vulture today
Was it crooked?

There was definitely something strange about him Razz
And if getting in front of my car wasn't enough, he left a dead rabbit in the middle of the road, so I had to drive around a big pile of flesh

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Eh, I don't think you saw what I did there.
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Went to Chicago today. God, I love that city.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyMon Oct 12, 2009 9:13 am

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Eh, I don't think you saw what I did there.

Them Crooked Vultures, I got the joke

in the words of Old Man Costigan, I put a Razz after it, so its sarcasm

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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyMon Oct 12, 2009 6:19 pm

So a picture made me twist my head just now. I remembered her from somewhere...and then it came flooding back.

I was about 14, at my local youth club when I was hit on by - I hesitate to say - "girl." Built like a rhinoceros, thick chunky waves of skin over her foot thick thighs and with acne that made it difficult to figure out the colour of her skin from her face alone. And the smell, my gods the smell! She sat on my knee, and I put on a brave face even though it was painful supporting her weight, disguising the smell with a bottle of whisky I had at my side, but then, disaster struck. She introduced me to her twin sister, who made to sit on my other knee. Claiming I needed the bathroom, I ran off and vomited, and made sure never to return.

But here's the interesting 'ugly duckling' part of the story; they've both lost the weight. And the acne. In fact, she's pretty freakin' hot.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyMon Oct 12, 2009 6:36 pm

Rosalind wrote:
So a picture made me twist my head just now. I remembered her from somewhere...and then it came flooding back.

I was about 14, at my local youth club when I was hit on by - I hesitate to say - "girl." Built like a rhinoceros, thick chunky waves of skin over her foot thick thighs and with acne that made it difficult to figure out the colour of her skin from her face alone. And the smell, my gods the smell! She sat on my knee, and I put on a brave face even though it was painful supporting her weight, disguising the smell with a bottle of whisky I had at my side, but then, disaster struck. She introduced me to her twin sister, who made to sit on my other knee. Claiming I needed the bathroom, I ran off and vomited, and made sure never to return.

But here's the interesting 'ugly duckling' part of the story; they've both lost the weight. And the acne. In fact, she's pretty freakin' hot.


Now aren't you the tool!! If you sucked it up, and feasted on her yeasty ass back in the day, you'd be shagging a mondo hottie today instead of sitting home alone chatting with us losers!!

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyMon Oct 12, 2009 6:51 pm

John, Im not sure you understand. The smell of whisky wasn't strong enough to cover her odour. The whisky wasn't making me vomit, she was! Ugly people I don't have a specific problem with, but jesus learn to shower. Besides, she was thick as a brick and I enjoy conversation. I learnt long ago I wouldn't last long with someone like that. I'd end up confusing her and she'd end up breaking up with me for someone else who couldn't tell his ass from his elbow, who quite frankly suits her better.

This isn't the first time this has happened though. I went out with a so-so looking girl back when I was about 16, but we broke up as my conscience told me off (she was 14). Freakin' hot again, though I occasionally talk to this one now. Nice person, but very different interests.

And amusingly, I remember two hawt people from back then, one's gotten really fat, another looks like her face has taken a beating that it has yet to recover from. It seems shockingly common that the fat, fugliest children end up being the hottest as soon as they're of legal age, and visa versa. Anyone else notice this?
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Today I watched one of the originals Star wars films for the first time since I was in fourth grade. I had forgotten how good a movie it was.
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Now aren't you the tool!! If you sucked it up, and feasted on her yeasty ass back in the day, you'd be shagging a mondo hottie today instead of sitting home alone chatting with us losers!!

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Feasted on her yeasty ass........... Sad
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Today I watched one of the originals Star wars films for the first time since I was in fourth grade. I had forgotten how good a movie it was.

Yesterday, I watched Millionaire for the first time in 10 years. God, those questions are retarded.

A cowlick is defined as an unruly tuft of:
A. Skin
B. Hair
C. Scales
D. Feathers

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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyTue Oct 13, 2009 7:28 pm

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Yesterday, I watched Millionaire for the first time in 10 years. God, those questions are retarded.

A cowlick is defined as an unruly tuft of:
A. Skin
B. Hair
C. Scales
D. Feathers
Just the first 5 or so rounds though...they gradually get harder as the stakes grow higher (but you knew that already I'm sure Razz ).
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bleghman wrote:
The Gozzfather wrote:
Today I watched one of the originals Star wars films for the first time since I was in fourth grade. I had forgotten how good a movie it was.

Yesterday, I watched Millionaire for the first time in 10 years. God, those questions are retarded.

A cowlick is defined as an unruly tuft of:
A. Skin
B. Hair
C. Scales
D. Feathers

Did you see this clip where Meredith Viera really starts hitting on a male contestant. Its pretty hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyWed Oct 14, 2009 12:43 am

I was suddenly reminded that I really need to start watching "The Guild."

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<--- Will be away for a couple of days.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyWed Oct 14, 2009 7:06 pm

I'm listening to P.O.S., and he just referenced Echo & the Bunnymen. HOORAY!
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The Gozzfather wrote:
Did you see this clip where Meredith Viera really starts hitting on a male contestant. Its pretty hilarious.

I've seen that before, thanks to my friend who posts a college humor link every 5 minutes on fb

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What happened to the Ashley is evil thread? I had more to say.
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What happened to the Ashley is evil thread? I had more to say.

Dale deleted. He thought it had run it's course. Feel free to start your own I guess.
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Nah I won't start that shit again.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wall   The Wall - Page 4 EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 11:42 am

Well, I'm right here. Shoot.
And Dale deleted the thread because I told him to.

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Probably better off if it stays dead.
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Well, you seemed awful eager to put a post in there. Must have been important. Whatever.

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*Dra-ma*
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I was just talking with my roommate and we decided that smoking pot with Hannibal Lecter would be a bad idea. Because if he got the munchies he'd just want to eat everyone.
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