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PostSubject: What The Fuck?   Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:52 pm



Pseudobiceros is a genus of flatworms. Like all flatworms, Pseudobiceros are hermaphrodites. This particular species engages in penis fencing. The species "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser".


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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:07 am

DUDE. The full scientific name for that animal?

"Pseudobiceros hancockanus"

Think about that.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:50 am

COCK ANUS LOL. Scientists have a sense of humor too apparently.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:32 am

There is a species of earwig with two cocks. Scientists discovered it when observing earwig mating habits, and during the deed one carefully pinched the back of the male to see how it would respond. Startled, it jumped back and his penis snapped off inside the woman. Amazingly, another grew back into place within a few hours.

When that ones gone though, it appears its gone for good.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:25 am



In Greek mythology, Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος) Latinized as Priapus was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. His Roman equivalent was Mutinus Mutunus. He was best noted for his huge, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.

In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the nymph Lotis but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus plant. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them destroyed in his honour. The emblem of his lustful nature was his permanent erection and his giant penis.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:29 am

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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:00 am

Bonobos penis fence as well. (Actually, they jerk each other off. I guess penis fencing is more scientific.)
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:54 pm

ThePitGoddess wrote:
Bonobos penis fence as well. (Actually, they jerk each other off. I guess penis fencing is more scientific.)

Male Llamas (or Alpacas I'm not sure which) will actually bite at each others genitals in a fight over a female. Sometimes inflicting serious damage or severing the testicles.

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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:48 pm

I'm glad I'm not a Llama.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:49 pm

Ahmedeus wrote:
I'm glad I'm not a Llama.

Things you'll never hear yourself say.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:03 am

"As for the issue of whether or not to continue to reproduce males, it doesn't follow that because the male, like disease, has always existed among us that he should continue to exist.

When genetic control is possible — and soon it will be — it goes without saying that we should produce only whole, complete beings, not physical defects of deficiencies, including emotional deficiencies, such as maleness. Just as the deliberate production of blind people would be highly immoral, so would be the deliberate production of emotional cripples."

—Valerie Solanas, SCUM Manifesto


How dare she?! I fucking hate man-hating feminists. Thank God she's dead. She's the one who attempted murder of Andy Warhol. That man-hating bitch.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:41 am

Ahmedeus wrote:
"As for the issue of whether or not to continue to reproduce males, it doesn't follow that because the male, like disease, has always existed among us that he should continue to exist.

When genetic control is possible — and soon it will be — it goes without saying that we should produce only whole, complete beings, not physical defects of deficiencies, including emotional deficiencies, such as maleness. Just as the deliberate production of blind people would be highly immoral, so would be the deliberate production of emotional cripples."

—Valerie Solanas, SCUM Manifesto


How dare she?! I fucking hate man-hating feminists. Thank God she's dead. She's the one who attempted murder of Andy Warhol. That man-hating bitch.

Yeah, that's why almost every world leader and ground-breaking scientist has been female... Oh no, wait. Nevermind Razz

And if she tried to murder Andy Warhol, she doesn`t deserve to live anymore Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:18 am

Ahmedeus wrote:
"As for the issue of whether or not to continue to reproduce males, it doesn't follow that because the male, like disease, has always existed among us that he should continue to exist.

When genetic control is possible — and soon it will be — it goes without saying that we should produce only whole, complete beings, not physical defects of deficiencies, including emotional deficiencies, such as maleness. Just as the deliberate production of blind people would be highly immoral, so would be the deliberate production of emotional cripples."

—Valerie Solanas, SCUM Manifesto


How dare she?! I fucking hate man-hating feminists. Thank God she's dead. She's the one who attempted murder of Andy Warhol. That man-hating bitch.

Seriously, there must be some whacko feminists. I know plenty, and none of them are evil man haters.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:42 pm

I just looked up that woman, and it suggests she wrote satire. (not legit theory or anything)

If it wasn't satire, then she's just nuts, end of story Razz
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:54 pm

They made a movie about her.
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PostSubject: Re: What The Fuck?   Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:52 pm

Pseudobiceros is a genus of flatworms. Like all flatworms, Pseudobiceros are hermaphrodites. This particular species engages in penis fencing. The species "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser".

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