Despite the lul`z some of the replies provided me with (superhuman flying sperm... HAHAHA) you have my sympathy and my best wishes, bro. Sucks to be you, I guess. And Will: I`malsoavirginbutdonttellanyoneokay?

Christoff Odendaal wrote:

Despite the lul`z some of the replies provided me with (superhuman flying sperm... HAHAHA) you have my sympathy and my best wishes, bro. Sucks to be you, I guess. And Will: I`malsoavirginbutdonttellanyoneokay?

The superhuman flying sperm was pretty good. >.<

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Sounds like she needs to get her shit together, and that's something that you don't need to oversee. Good riddance, from the sounds of it.

Bidley wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Sounds like she needs to get her shit together, and that's something that you don't need to oversee. Good riddance, from the sounds of it.

Agreed.

Rosalind wrote:

Bidley wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Sounds like she needs to get her shit together, and that's something that you don't need to oversee. Good riddance, from the sounds of it.

Agreed.

Third-ed. Unfortunately, people tend to do weird shit. Especially if you dumped her.

ThePitGoddess wrote:

Rosalind wrote:

Bidley wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Sounds like she needs to get her shit together, and that's something that you don't need to oversee. Good riddance, from the sounds of it.

Agreed.

Third-ed. Unfortunately, people tend to do weird shit. Especially if you dumped her.

Technically, she dumped me. I'm not good with break ups and I was talking to her friend, her friend told her what I said and she ended it.

But it was my idea, she still liked me so I guess I ended it. I don't really know.

Im no good at ending things either.

First time I tried to break up with someone, it took her a week to comprehend what I was saying. I ended up snapping, raging out on her and yelling in her face for about 5 minutes and threw her into a bush by her hair. You'd think she'd cry or get upset but no. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

Oh, but one fat joke and the waterworks emerge.

Rosalind wrote:

Im no good at ending things either.

First time I tried to break up with someone, it took her a week to comprehend what I was saying. I ended up snapping, raging out on her and yelling in her face for about 5 minutes and threw her into a bush by her hair. You'd think she'd cry or get upset but no. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

Oh, but one fat joke and the waterworks emerge.

Yea, sometimes they can be pretty thick. Like, she said to add her back to FB when I was ready to talk, I added her and she was like "Decided to add me?"

I was like

Respond with something like "I meant to add your sister"

Rosalind wrote:

Respond with something like "I meant to add your sister"

She's an only child. xD

I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to not be rude. xD

PUSH HER DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



She's not pregnant. Go buy a pregnancy test and tell her happy birthday.

LegionOvDoom wrote:

PUSH HER DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



She's not pregnant. Go buy a pregnancy test and tell her happy birthday.

And if she is pregnant. Those stairs will fix that.

AarO)))n wrote:

LegionOvDoom wrote:

PUSH HER DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



She's not pregnant. Go buy a pregnancy test and tell her happy birthday.

And if she is pregnant. Those stairs will fix that.

Doesn't sound like a bad idea... >.<

Kwartin wrote:

AarO)))n wrote:

LegionOvDoom wrote:

PUSH HER DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



She's not pregnant. Go buy a pregnancy test and tell her happy birthday.

And if she is pregnant. Those stairs will fix that.

Doesn't sound like a bad idea... >.<

Seriously, I highly doubt she's fucking pregnant. And that means she's just a stupid cunt. Get rid of her now while you can. You don't need bitches like that in your life.

LegionOvDoom wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

AarO)))n wrote:

LegionOvDoom wrote:

PUSH HER DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



She's not pregnant. Go buy a pregnancy test and tell her happy birthday.

And if she is pregnant. Those stairs will fix that.

Doesn't sound like a bad idea... >.<

Seriously, I highly doubt she's fucking pregnant. And that means she's just a stupid cunt. Get rid of her now while you can. You don't need bitches like that in your life.

Oh I did. >.<

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY STUPID MIND GAMES!
ARRRRGH!

ThePitGoddess wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY STUPID MIND GAMES!
ARRRRGH!

She started talking to my friend as soon as I spazzed. My friend was like, should I be a bitch or be casual? xD

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

Eh, I tell people exactly how it is. I've been through too much drama with people to not just tell it as it is, no matter how earth shattering or dickish it may sound.

ThePitGoddess wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY STUPID MIND GAMES!
ARRRRGH!

I once tried to do mind games to get my own back. It didn't work out for the best, just kind of "I slept with your friend" which quickly turned into her friends bf wanting to kill me. Literally. As in, waiting outside the school gates with knife in hand.

LegionOvDoom wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

Eh, I tell people exactly how it is. I've been through too much drama with people to not just tell it as it is, no matter how earth shattering or dickish it may sound.

I'm starting to get like that.

LegionOvDoom wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

Eh, I tell people exactly how it is. I've been through too much drama with people to not just tell it as it is, no matter how earth shattering or dickish it may sound.

Even that doesn't always work, but its usually the safest option. The amount of times the truth has made past partners cry...

Rosalind wrote:

LegionOvDoom wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

Nautilus wrote:

Kwartin wrote:

I was talking to her, she said she wasn't going to take a test.
Then she said she already took the test and wasn't telling me the answer.

In the end I flipped shit and told her to fuck off and that us being friends wasn't going to work out.

Good man. I wish I'd had the balls to do that myself.

Generally I wouldn't, but I was so pissed off. She just sent me a friend request saying it was Negative. I don't know what else she said, I think something like "Don't accept this," or something. I don't really know.

Eh, I tell people exactly how it is. I've been through too much drama with people to not just tell it as it is, no matter how earth shattering or dickish it may sound.

Even that doesn't always work, but its usually the safest option. The amount of times the truth has made past partners cry...

I hate that. It kills me knowing I'm the reason they're crying..