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Bidley
Facilitator of Fury
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Age : 37
Location : UK
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| Subject: The most hilarious text I've ever read Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:34 pm |
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So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this: "Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx" I lost my shit.
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Rosalind
Caretaker of Chaos
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Age : 35
Location : UK
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| Subject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:49 pm |
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- Bidley wrote:
- So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:
"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"
I lost my shit. I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy.
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Ziegenbartami
Mantooth
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Guest
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| Subject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:55 pm |
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For a month I got texts from some dude to his girlfriend, and no matter how many times I called and told him he had the wrong number he kept sending them. One of my big regrets in life is that I never hunted down his girlfriend and cockpunch her in the twat.
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Lashed_by_Storm
Mantooth
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Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 30
Location : On a Burial of Unsilent Night Soil
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| Subject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:05 pm |
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LegionOvDoom
Facilitator of Fury
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Join date : 2009-09-07
Age : 39
Location : North East PA
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| Subject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:15 pm |
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- Rosalind wrote:
- Bidley wrote:
- So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:
"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"
I lost my shit.
I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy. LMFAO
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Thrashmaniac
On Parole
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Join date : 2009-09-10
Location : Montreal, Canada
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| Subject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:46 pm |
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- Rosalind wrote:
- Bidley wrote:
- So a mate from work gets a text as we were chatting today. It reads like this:
"Hi Ian! Just heard I fell on u at the club on saturday and pissed on u, so sorry, I don't remember a thing! Jules xxx"
I lost my shit.
I once got a text from my mate asking if he could stay over tonight, saying he had a 'surprise' for me and that it'd be worth my while as soon as we got to the bedroom. The proceeding phone conversation was pretty awkward. Turned out he also text his gf asking if she fancied a to meet up at the pub to watch the footy.  Win!!!
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Mantooth901
Into the Pit
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Join date : 2009-09-07
Location : GA
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| Subject: Re: The most hilarious text I've ever read Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:18 pm |
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English people... 
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Adothorr
Towards the Pantheon
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Join date : 2009-09-06
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Location : Minocqua, WI
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Neon_Knight_
Into the Pit
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Join date : 2009-09-06
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Location : Devon, England
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