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Monkzum
Overlord of Pain
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Location : London
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| Subject: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:04 pm |
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This idea came to me just now while taking a poops. It's very simple, describe how long it was, what it felt like coming out, what it looked like, wiping and the overall impression you got from it. General discussion of faeces is also welcome. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Well I just went. It didn't take that long to come out although the second one took a bit of a wiggle but that was sorted nicely. It was a pretty smooth transition from arse to toilet so no trouble there. It looked pretty standard, only two came out and one was slightly larger than the other. Wiping was pretty quick and there was no bleeding so no problems there. Overall it was a pretty solid dump, it was probably helped by listening to Sabaton's Ghost Division.
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Nautilus
Mantooth
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Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 33
Location : moonlight is bleeding out of your soul.
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Isn't the rule that you have to do it in a song title? "From Out of Nowhere" - Faith No More "Catharsis" - Strange Land "Sweet Elation" - Neal Morse
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Rosalind
Caretaker of Chaos
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Location : UK
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:32 pm |
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- Nautilus wrote:
- Isn't the rule that you have to do it in a song title?
"From Out of Nowhere" - Faith No More
"Catharsis" - Strange Land
"Sweet Elation" - Neal Morse Raging Speedhorn - "A Different Shade of Shit"
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AarO)))n
Hellbent for Lifer
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Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 46
Location : Los Angeles WEST SIDE BITCHES
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:45 pm |
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"Super Typhoon" - Sons of Otis
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Guest
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:56 pm |
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Anal Carnage - "Scatter Brain in the road"
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Monkzum
Overlord of Pain
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Join date : 2009-09-07
Age : 29
Location : London
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:58 pm |
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- Nautilus wrote:
- Isn't the rule that you have to do it in a song title?
"From Out of Nowhere" - Faith No More
"Catharsis" - Strange Land
"Sweet Elation" - Neal Morse That's a totally different thing. You can if you want but I was asking for a general description.
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Peter
Towards the Pantheon
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Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 30
Location : Denmark
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:48 pm |
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I think there is a site called ratemypoo.com or something like that
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Monkzum
Overlord of Pain
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:28 pm |
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- Peter wrote:
- I think there is a site called ratemypoo.com or something like that
Thanks, i'll look into it.
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Foreign Policy
On Parole
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Join date : 2009-09-08
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:40 pm |
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Bigger Than The Devil -SOD
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Lashed_by_Storm
Mantooth
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Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 30
Location : On a Burial of Unsilent Night Soil
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:00 pm |
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"Larger than Life" - Backstreet Boys wut
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The Thrasher
Into the Pit
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Join date : 2009-09-06
Location : Where eagles dare.
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:30 pm |
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You know when you wipe and there's these shit crisps all over the toilet paper? I just shat a big pile of that stuff. What was amazing is that they were seperate little pieces. Just like shattered glass. I swear I was about to take a picture. I feel very proud. :')
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Abominog
Facilitator of Fury
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Join date : 2009-09-07
Age : 55
Location : Labrador City
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:30 pm |
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Antropomorphia - Bowel Mutilation Antropomorphia - Splattered Remains
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Lashed_by_Storm
Mantooth
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:25 pm |
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Sear Bliss - "The Hour of Burning'
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AarO)))n
Hellbent for Lifer
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:29 pm |
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"Stillborn" - Burning Witch
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Foreign Policy
On Parole
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Join date : 2009-09-08
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:41 pm |
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Bidley
Facilitator of Fury
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:49 pm |
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- Foreign Policy wrote:
- Bomber- Motorhead
Bomber is my nickname at work, for that exact reason.
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Nautilus
Mantooth
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:45 pm |
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"Liquid Eternity" - Ayreon
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Abominog
Facilitator of Fury
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:04 pm |
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- Bidley wrote:
- Foreign Policy wrote:
- Bomber- Motorhead
Bomber is my nickname at work, for that exact reason. Great. The first metal album i ever owned is named after your ability to prolifically shit. I'm blessed. 
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Lashed_by_Storm
Mantooth
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:07 pm |
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"Nothing Special" - Boris
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AarO)))n
Hellbent for Lifer
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:28 pm |
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Let the Blood Flow - Javelina I may need to see a doctor. 
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Peter
Towards the Pantheon
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:10 pm |
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Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd I'm having a cold like thing (in my vacation  ) and I deciced to piss on that and eat rare meat tonight...I'm paying for it now...
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Foreign Policy
On Parole
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Join date : 2009-09-08
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:49 pm |
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One Evil Comes - A Million Follow - Kreator
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Lashed_by_Storm
Mantooth
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:52 pm |
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"Bestial Moans" - Abazagorath
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AarO)))n
Hellbent for Lifer
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:20 pm |
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ThePitGoddess
Overlord of Pain
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| Subject: Re: Describe your latest poo. Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:14 pm |
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I took a huge poo this morning. Just fyi.
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