So, she went crawling to my best friend. My friend pretty much flipped shit and ranted to her.
I decided she needed a good telling off:
Okay, so I told myself that I wasn't going to have ANYTHING to do with you, but since you're being so unbelievably stupid I've changed my mind.
First: what goes on between me and him, is between me and him, not me, him and you. i realize that youre one of his good friends and everything, but i didnt do anyhing to you, so its quite silly how you're mad over something i did to one of your friends..
That is the most IDIOTIC thing I have EVER heard. Are you telling me that if I went and raped Sari and got her pregnant that you couldn't be mad at me? It has nothing to do with you, but I can guarantee you'd be pretty fucking pissed. .
Now, you decided to run to Jess, it's not the first time either, you did it when we broke up, I don't know what you were planning, nor do I really care. But you CAN NOT go to a friend that's as close to me as Jess is and expect her to feel for you, give you sympathy and help you get through this when you tried to play these stupid ass games with me.
Jess is a lot smarter than that, she knew something was up the moment you said hey. You try to make me jealous, when that didn't work you try to tell me your pregnant, well needless to say, after I got the advice from everyone in Lifer, I came to the conclusion that you either fucked someone to intentionally get yourself pregnant and then get me back that way, or you were just lying to get me back.
You were lying. There was no way in HELL you could have gotten pregnant from what we did and since you couldn't use that as a reason to get me back you go to Jess.
And you know what, had the test came back positive I would've asked you to get a paternity test to make sure it was my kid. If you refused, you still would be kicked out of my, now much better off without you life.
I don't know if she can see it or not. If she can't I'll be very upset. D: